Audrey has learned the art of the groaner.  i had to refine this, because she left out some pertinent details, but here it is – the joke she made up.

Three famous action hero actors are at an improv workshop, and are given the assignment to portray famous composers.

Bruce Lee says “I’ll be Haydn.”

Steven Seagal says “I’ll be Beethoven.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach.”