Here are a couple of things that confuse me when I have time to think about them.

First of all, why do day-of-the-week panties come in packs of six? Who decides which day you go without underwear, and how do they decide it? Is it some kind of religious thing? (I usually think of this while folding laundry, which happens at least 5 days a week.)

Also, why is it that when people cross the street when a car’s coming, they run until they’re actually in front of the car, and then slow down to a leisurely saunter?