I promise that on this site, there will be no talk of lolitas, Nabokov’s or otherwise.  Nor will you find any references to lonely housewives.  I will not mention discount medications, pharmaceuticals, or pills, and especially not specific ones like Viagra, Cialis, or even the little blue pill.  You will see nothing seductive, titillating, hot, or stimulating.  Oh, and definitely nothing kinky.  Eww.  No porn of any kind – no S&M, no bondage, not even panties or stiletto heels.  Don’t expect to find anything dirty, nasty, anything like that.  It won’t be here, so don’t bother. 

On the other hand, after we’re settled, I might get to work on the praying mantis costume.