Don’t go buying anything else from canon, dude.  You registered as Mr. Alison, left all your information, and I changed it all.  Next time you log on to the Canon Club, you’ll be Mr. Stupidhead.  I left your password the same for now, but rest assured, if you change it, I’ll be notified.

Update:  Just for ha-has, I checked a couple of the Chinese character e-mails that had some English in them.  Mr. Alison, your packages have been shipped.  Too bad you won’t get the tracking numbers.